The 10 worst chocolate bars
As a rejoinder to my post of The 10 best chocolate bars, here are my choice for the worst. I simplified my reasons why – the less time I have to think about these the less queasy I feel…
Like eating an overly scented Yankee Candle
We all know peanuts exist – you don’t have to put them in everything!
Same colour as Kryptonite, and if Superman steers clear of it so do I.
The initial fun disappears after your teeth and jaw starts to ache – goes on way too long
If I want a Cream Egg, I’ll have one thanks.
Like Groundhog Day – Oh great another coffee that I was convinced was an orange…
Wait. Surely I could have made this at home??
Neither ruins, nor satisfies, any appetite.
Waxy, the colour of diarrhoea and an overly cloying taste – what’s not to like?
Like loud, overweight, brash American tourists trying to belittle the mighty Smartie.